you can’t take a shit around here without people talking shit about you
also I brought a custom made blink-182 shirt today it’s gonna be here by Wednesday and I’m super excited cause it’s gonna be my first “band shirt” and omg
android users be like
iphone users be like
I’ve had an iphone for almost two years. I’ve dropped it multiple times, from various heights, and it’s never shattered.
I threw my iPhone at a brick wall and all I got was a chip on the corner